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Dream Catcher! I want to get 1 for myself!

Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Only a true friend can see the pain in your heart when everyone else only sees a fake smile on your face. Thanks for being a true friend for me.

In the cookie of life, friends r the chocolate chips that make life sweet, surprising and yummy. Thanks for being one of the yummy choc chip of my life.

In the cookie of life, friends r the chocolate chips that make life sweet, surprising and yummy. Thanks for being one of the yummy choc chip of my life.

In the cookie of life, friends r the chocolate chips that make life sweet, surprising and yummy. Thanks for being one of the yummy choc chip of my life.

There is no such thing as coincidence! People met for a special reason. But whatever it is, I’m so glad I have you in my life! Clueless? Oh come on! Let’s just say that we are meant to be friends.

Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!

What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck.