Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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Let me fill your morning with tenderness, care, love and attention from now and until the end of our days.
Good morning bantai
Of all the door's I have gone through in life, none was more inviting, welcoming and heart filled than the one that led me to you..
Be the bantaii have seen u always
Enters your room keeps a bouquet of fresh PEONIES and with a greeting written ". I enjoy just thinking about you. I enjoy even more texting you, but the thing I enjoy most is being with YOU."
Keep smiling bantai.
Hugs
hii
Ssup..?
Interested in sex chats on WA
U have a great sense of humour! Was going through your posts here...Hi
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck.I am just like any other guy looking for same thing are you up for that thing
Contest in a girl's college:write a story which contains religion,sex & mystery. Winner's story: Oh god, I'm pregnant,I wonder who did it!
Beer Bottle:You break me,you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror:Kidding me? You break me,you get 7 years bad luck! Condom walks off laughing...Hi
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Wow ur tattoo is very nice -
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